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(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(b4r:"none","none","inset")+(b4r-colour:white,white,#cf7316)[Welcome to ''Schneezzthneed!'']
The one-stop-shop to learning the deepest truths about yourself.
Life's journey...and quizzes make it fun.
[[Start here->Scene 1]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Tell us a little about yourself.
We can learn more about you in a totally non-judgey way.
What should we call you?
(input-box:2bind $viewerName,"=XX=","Type your title here")
You got pronouns and sh*t?
(dropdown: 2bind $pronouns,"ummm","she,her,hers","he,him,his","they,them,theirs","majesty,liege","f*ck you")
When did you spawn?
(input-box:2bind $viewerBirth,"=XX=","Ex. Mar 10 2000")
Sick nasty, are you ready for more stuff?
[[Onwards!->Scene 2]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Astrology is like totally real, what's your sign?
(dropdown: 2bind $astrologySign,"Aries","Taurus","Gemini","Cancer","Leo","Virgo","Libra","Scorpio","Sagittarius","Capricorn","Aquarius","Pisces")
Now let's get into the real stuff.
[[Onwards->Scene 3]]
(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Tsk tsk tsk.
You're the suspicious uncle. Your attributes are:
Doesn't shower
Gives the youngins money
Has a small mangy dog
Childless...unless?
Eats loudly
If this isn't you, [[Click here->Scene 27]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
You're my favorite because we're twins.
Let's go back to the main event.
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Which of these do you like? You can only pick one.
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/sports.png?v=1650769288720">->Scene 4]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/outdoors.png?v=1650769271993">->Scene 5]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/watching%20TV.png?v=1650769297400">->Scene 6]]
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/video%20games.png?v=1650769293646">->Scene 7]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/art%20brushes.png?v=1650769243647">->Scene 8]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/reading.png?v=1650769276289">->Scene 9]]
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/music.png?v=1650769266407">->Scene 10]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/food.png?v=1650769255786">->Scene 11]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/exercise.png?v=1650769252259">->Scene 12]]
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(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
So you're actually a mom who knits. Your attributes are:
Likes to knit
Bakes for the PTA
Is on Facebook too much
Doesn't read the news
Drives a mom van
Anyways, let's head back to the quizzes.
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Since you like sports, here's quizzes we think are relevant for you:
(link: "Based on your bones, you'd be good at this sport")[(alert:"Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")]
(link: "Getting sweaty is your thing, here's why")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")]
[[Which sports are you only good enough to beat 5 year olds at->Scene 13]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Since you like the outdoors, here's quizzes we think are relevant for you:
(link: "Do you know what dirt tastes like?")[(alert:"Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")]
[[How many toes have your sacrificed to rocks?->Scene 14]]
(link:"How many days a year do you spend terribly sunburned")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Since you like watching TV, here's quizzes we think are relevant for you:
[[Here’s what snack you are while binge watching a f*cked up show->Scene 15]]
(link: "What character in a kids' cartoon are you?")[(alert:"Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")]
(link:"What your screentime hours say about you")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Since you like video games, here's quizzes we think are relevant to you:
(link: "How often do your parents fight?")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")]
(link: "Why are you avoiding your feelings?")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is borken. Try another page!")]
[[What Legend of Zelda character are you?->Scene 16]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Since you like art, here's quizzes we think are relevant for you:
(link: "How to draw...when you're a depressed college student")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")]
(link: "Wow pretty colors")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")]
[[Art things...->Scene 17]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Since you like reading, here's quizzes we think are relevant for you:
[[What's your favorite dystopian book series and why is it the Hunger Games?->Scene 18]]
(link: "How many words per minute do you type")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")]
(link: "How's your escapism?")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Since you like music, here's quizzes we think are relevant for you:
(link: "Which instrument is your mortal enemy")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")]
[[F*ck dead white men, but also, which Tchaikovsky symphony are you->Scene 19]]
(link: "If you were a trumpet player, click here")[(alert: "you're stinky")](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Since you like food, here's quizzes we think are relevant for you:
[[What food would I use to fatten you up to kill you->Scene 20]]
(link: "Food items that shouldn't exist")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")]
(link: "What your favorite cheap snack says about you")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Since you like exercise, here's quizzes we think are relevant for you:
(link: "What your preferred method of torture I mean exercise says about your likelihood of finding a soulamte")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")]
(link: "How many times do you have to do laundry a week you stinker")[(alert: "Oops! It looks like this link is broken. Try another page!")]
[[Here's why you smell->Scene 21]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Alright here we go first question:
Pick a ball:
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/Tennis%20ball(2).png?v=1650302753250">->Scene 13a]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/baseketball.png?v=1650769248055">->Scene 13a]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/football.png?v=1650769259100">->Scene 13a]]
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/kickball.png?v=1650769262659">->Scene 13a]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/soccer%20ball.png?v=1650769284826">->Scene 13a]]
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(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Um, interesting answer but alright. Anyways:
Why sports?
(checkbox: 2bind $none,"no brain cell")
(checkbox: 2bind $none1,"chase moving object like dog")
(checkbox: 2bind $none2,"hehe ball")
[[Next bestie->Scene 13b]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Wow okay, this took a turn.
How many limbs do you need to sport?
(force-input-box:"=XX=","five")
[[Onwards!->Scene 13c]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Bruh...
What color do you think tennis is? Just for the vibes.
(dropdown: 2bind $color,"red","blue","green","yellow","purple","orange")
[[Almost the end->Scene 13d]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Thank god last question.
Do you preferring chasing or being chased? This is a threat.
(checkbox: 2bind $none3,"yeet")
(checkbox: 2bind $none4,"skeet")
(checkbox: 2bind $none5,"how neat")
(checkbox: 2bind $none6,"um no")
[[See your results->Scene 22]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#c1fdcc))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Here are you personality results:
You are a dad who grills. Your attributes are:
- Owns a truck with camper shell attached
- 1 pair of jeans only
- Slaps your knees frequently
- Doesn't do household chores
- Moderately homophobic. Might want to get that checked out.
What do you mean these aren't the results you were looking for?
Try again, just maybe don't pick the same interest.
[[Try again->Scene 3]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Alright here we go, first question.
Pick a rock!
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/rock%201.png?v=1650838904378">->Scene 14a]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/rock%202.png?v=1650838904992">->Scene 14a]]
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/rock%203.png?v=1650838909955">->Scene 14a]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/rock%204.png?v=1650838914279">->Scene 14a]]
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(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Um, interesting answer but alright. Anyways:
Why did you pick your previous answer?
(checkbox: 2bind $reason1,"because")
(checkbox: 2bind $reason2, "pretty rock")
(checkbox: 2bind $reason3, "it looked tasty")
[[Next question->Scene 14b]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Wow, okay boring answer.
Do the outdoors make you die of allergies?
(dropdown: 2bind $answer,"yes","no")
[[Another one->Scene 14c]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
If you said no to the last question, I hate you.
Have you ever eaten grass?
(force-input-box:"=XX=","yes and it was delicious, my favorite food actually")
[[Last question woohoo->Scene 14d]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
I'm totally not judging your answer to the previous question...
If you had to pick between cuddling a bear or having a pet raccoon, which would you choose and I will be judging your answer.
*insert image
[[The end->Scene 28]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Alright here we go, first question:
How many shows are you currently watching?
(dropdown: 2bind $showNumber,"1-2","3-5","6+","none")
[[Sweet, next->Scene 15a]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
*squints...* Anyways.
If you had to watch one of these shows for the rest of your life, which would it be?
(checkbox: 2bind $show1,"Avatar the Last Airbender")
(checkbox: 2bind $show2, "Big Mouth")
(checkbox: 2bind $show3, "Pretty Little Liars")
(checkbox: 2bind $show4, "Lego Starwars")
(checkbox: 2bind $show5, "Demon Slayer")
(checkbox: 2bind $show6, "I don't know")
[[Let's move on->Scene 15b]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Wow, um, ouch.
Why is your taste in shows the way it is?
(checkbox: 2bind $showTaste1,"trauma")
(checkbox: 2bind $showTaste2, "brain go heehee")
(checkbox: 2bind $showTaste3, "hot people")
[[Another one->Scene 15c]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Oh bestie are you good?
How late did you stay up last night?
(dropdown: 2bind $bedtime,"10pm","12am","2am","3am+")
[[Oh boy->Scene 15d]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Oh jeez, last question.
Why?
(input-box:"=XX=","Just, why?")
[[See my results->Scene 29]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Welcome besties, first question:
If you had to pick a character you’re most like, who would it be?
[[Link->Scene 16a]]
[[Groose->Scene 16a]]
[[Zelda->Scene 16a]]
[[Ganondorf->Scene 16a]]
[[Navi->Scene 16a]]
[[Bokoblin->Scene 16a]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Oh you stinker alright.
Who’s the hottest?
[[Urbosa->Scene 16b]]
[[Princess Ruto->Scene 16b]]
[[Ghirahim->Scene 16b]]
[[Link->Scene 16b]]
[[Zelda->Scene 16b]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
You're right.
How much of a fan of Legend of Zelda are you?
(checkbox: 2bind $zelda1,"die-hard")
(checkbox: 2bind $zelda2, "since the beginning")
(checkbox: 2bind $zelda3, "I'm not")
(checkbox: 2bind $zelda4, "since Breath of the Wild")
[[Sweet, onwards!->Scene 16c]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Interesting...
Now what's your weapon of choice?
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/slingshot.png?v=1650838918303">->Scene 16d]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/axe.png?v=1650838925749">->Scene 16d]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/boomerang.png?v=1650838927597">->Scene 16d]]
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/bow.png?v=1650838931088">->Scene 16d]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/spear.png?v=1650838940992">->Scene 16d]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/sword.png?v=1650838944395">->Scene 16d]]
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(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Final question.
What’s your favorite video game of all time? Not a trick question.
(input-box:2bind $favoriteGame,"=XX=","please")
[[See my results->Scene 28]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Welcome to the first question.
Favorite medium?
(checkbox: 2bind $medium1,"paint")
(checkbox: 2bind $medium2, "pencil")
(checkbox: 2bind $medium3, "clay")
(checkbox: 2bind $medium4, "digital")
(checkbox: 2bind $medium5, "other")
[[Nexxxxxt->Scene 17a]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
So you're good at words, congrats.
Why book?
(checkbox: 2bind $whyBook1,"book good")
(checkbox: 2bind $whyBook2, "pictures go wow")
(checkbox: 2bind $whyBook3, "I'm depressed and read to feel something")
[[One of these answers is not like the others->Scene 18a]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Wow you like music, how edgy of you.
What's your opinion on Taylor Swift. This is a threat.
(dropdown: 2bind $taylor,"she's the best","she sucks","she's okay","I don't care")
[[Next question->Scene 19a]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Welcome foodie!
Would you rather eat food that was molded in your fridge for who knows how long or eat the leftovers on a stranger’s plate in a restaurant?
(dropdown: 2bind $wyr,"molded food","stranger's plate")
[[Next->Scene 20a]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Welcome you psycho.
How much do you like being sweaty?
(dropdown: 2bind $sweat,"too much","I actually hate it","it's whatever","it's nice")
[[Stinky->Scene 21a]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Nice, how about a topic for an exhibition.
(input-box:"=XX=","love? identity? nature?")
[[Next->Scene 17b]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Sweet, how about a gallery space.
(checkbox: 2bind $space1,"museum")
(checkbox: 2bind $space2, "park")
(checkbox: 2bind $space3, "libary")
(checkbox: 2bind $space4, "cardboard box")
[[Sweet, let's do some more->Scene 17c]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
This is looking great. You're actually curating an exhibition if you didn't know by now.
Pick a piece to put in the gallery:
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/painting%201.png?v=1650838880621">->Scene 17d]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/painting%202.png?v=1650838884101">->Scene 17d]]
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/painting%203.png?v=1650838891303">->Scene 17d]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/painting%204.png?v=1650838904377">->Scene 17d]]
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(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Fantastic, last one.
Let's name the exhibition!
(input-box:"=XX=")
[[See my results->Scene 23]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#c1fdcc))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Results...
You are a Gifted Child. Attributes are:
- Burnout
- Anxiety
- Neurodivergent?
- Joined Key Club/NHS in high school. Nerd
- Probably a virgin
What do you mean this isn't the kind of result you were looking for?
Try again. Don't pick the same interest.
[[Redo->Scene 3]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Me too though.
Who book?
(dropdown: 2bind $whoBook,"me book","we book","you book","what")
[[It doesn't make sense to me either->Scene 18b]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
What?
How many books do you read in a year?
(input-box:"=XX=")
[[Next->Scene 18c]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Oh holy sh*t!
Are you team Edward or team Jacob? And if you don't know what that means, get good scrub.
(checkbox: 2bind $edward1,"Edward")
(checkbox: 2bind $edward2, "Jacob")
[[Judging...->Scene 18d]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Um...why would you answer that.
What's one book that you wish you could experience for the first time again?
(input-box:2bind $bookRec,"=XX=")
[[See my results->Scene 22]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
*silence...
What genre do you listen to the most?
(checkbox: 2bind $genre1,"pop")
(checkbox: 2bind $genre2, "rock")
(checkbox: 2bind $genre3, "rap")
(checkbox: 2bind $genre4, "RB&B")
(checkbox: 2bind $genre5, "dance")
(checkbox: 2bind $genre6, "country")
[[More music stuff ahead->Scene 19b]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
*silence again...
Why?
(input-box:2bind $musicReason,"=XX=")
[[Anyways->Scene 19c]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Um...
If you could see anyone in concert, who would it be?
(input-box:2bind $artist,"=XX=")\
[[sorta the end->Scene 19d]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Sick, final question.
How much of a nerd are you. Which Tchaikovsky symphony do you like?
(force-input-box:"=XX=","even i don't know what that is")
[[See my results->Scene 29]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Oh dear why would you pick that.
Since you like food, do you also like water?
(dropdown: 2bind $water,"yes","no")
[[water is good sometimes->Scene 20b]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Hmmm...you should probably drink more. Of what, I can't say.
If you had to only eat one food group for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/carbs.png?v=1650841533931">->Scene 20c]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/dairy.png?v=1650841535999">->Scene 20c]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/fruity.png?v=1650841545144">->Scene 20c]]
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/protein.png?v=1650841588392">->Scene 20c]]
[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/vegetable.png?v=1650841624682">->Scene 20c]]
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Yuck.
How many times have you gotten food poisoning?
(checkbox: 2bind $foodPois1,"1-2 times")
(checkbox: 2bind $foodPois2, "3-5 times")
(checkbox: 2bind $foodPois3, "6+ times")
[[If you put 6+, you poor soul->Scene 20d]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Rip dude.
What food do you hate with a burning passion?
(input-box:2bind $hateFood,"=XX=")
[[See my results->Scene 24]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#c1fdcc))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Results...
You are a baby. Attributes are:
- Cries a lot
- Poops
- Can't read
- Sleeps a lot
- Neglected (desires human touch)
What do you mean these aren't the results you were looking for?
Try again, just don't pick the same interest.
[[Have another go->Scene 3]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Welp. Anyways.
Have you ever had sweat go into your eyes?
(checkbox: 2bind $sweatEye1,"yes")
(checkbox: 2bind $sweatEye2, "no")
[[Next->Scene 21b]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
If you said no to the last question, shut up.
Pick your poison. Or your favorite:
(checkbox: 2bind $exercise1,"weight lifting")
(checkbox: 2bind $exercise2, "cardio")
(checkbox: 2bind $exercise3, "sports")
(checkbox: 2bind $exercise4, "other")
[[Another one->Scene 21c]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
I can respect that.
How good are your bones. I need some. Asking for a friend?
(input-box:"=XX=","just go with it")
[[Last question->Scene 21d]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#f0b477))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Thanks now where do you live? Just kidding...unless?
No really how are your bones?
(force-input-box:"=XX=","arthritis")
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/bones.png?v=1650841539274">->Scene 24]]
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[[<img src = "https://cdn.glitch.global/1a60fc9e-3f9f-4eb1-b95e-8c409b1c5c28/no%20bones.png?v=1650841550679">->Scene 24]]
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Double-click this passage to edit it.(enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#c1fdcc))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Results...
You are the family dog. Attributes are:
- Ankle biter
- gassy
- stinky
- naps all day and still wants attention
- old af, how are you still alive?
What do you mean this isn't the result you were looking for?
Try again, just don't click the same interest.
[[Redo->Scene 3]](enchant:?page,(text-colour:black)+(bg:#c1fdcc))(align:"=><=")+(box:"=XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX=")[=
Results...
You are a mouse. Attributes are:
- in the house. no wait really how did you get in
- avoids near death frequently
- poops on the floor
- lonely
- just wants friends but is scared of everything
Not the results you were looking for? Try again, pick a new hobby.
[[Again->Scene 3]]